why do people think someones sexuality determines their sex life 

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes

orphaneren:

I cried 5 times during Guardians of The Galaxy

one time for each tragic fucking backstory

I’m distracting you, you turd blossom.
Peter Quill (via sortabentglasses)
GIVE ME A LIST OF THE PEOPLE YOU THINK I SHOULD COSPLAY.

marvel made me cry for a DRUNK RACOON

What are you doing?
Ronan the Accuser upon being challenged to a dance off by Peter Quill
I will not be tempted by your pelvic sorcery!
Gamora, Guardians of the Galaxy film (via 7ns)
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