Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
#idontneedfeminism aka stupid white women that don’t actually know what feminism is
i love dumb people
and then I rage vomit
no photograph can accurately capture how perf my eyebrows are
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
"wait, are you a boy or a girl. i can’t tell."
good. i don’t want you to know. you aren’t allowed. i hope it keeps you awake at night for the rest of your life. i hope on your death bed you think of me and still have absolutely no idea. and your entire afterlife will be you in a room with only my face as your thoughts and an eternal sense of confusion.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
listen to your father
There are two types of people…
those that have found the perfect leather jacket
those that are still looking for it.